![Lily: [packing] …How did he do that?
How I Met Your Mother 6.02 - “Cleaning House”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9q1bemCdU1qds55lo1_400.gif)
Lily: [packing] …How did he do that?
How I Met Your Mother 6.02 - “Cleaning House”
Lily: Barney, am I crazy? Marshall talks to his dad way too much right?
Barney: You don’t want my opinion on that.
Lily: Why not?
Barney: If I had my dad’s number, I would never not be on the phone with him.
Lily: Wow. That was really…
Barney: WHOA! A HOTTIE WITH A BODY!
Lily: …brief.
How I Met Your Mother 6.01 - “Bad Days”
Lily: You know what, Marshall? Why don’t you have a baby with your dad?
Marshall: Oh okay, Lily. Why don’t you have a baby with your butt?
How I Met Your Mother 6.01 - “Bad Days”
Lily: Marshall, whoa! Wait! A big package just arrived.
Marshall: Yeah it did…
Lily: No, no! It’s a real package from your dad.
Marshall: Well, that’s a little weird but… yeah it is.
How I Met Your Mother 6.01 - “Big Days”
Robin: I’m sorry this is all so weird.
Marshall: Weird? Why would it be weird? Because you used to date our best friend, or because my wife thinks your new boyfriend is incredibly hot?
Lily: I do not! Shut up! Oh my god…
How I Met Your Mother 3.01 - “Wait For It”
For imflipperingyouoff.
Barney: So uh, what Scotches you got?
Bartender: Oh, here at the center, we have a very strict no alcohol policy.
Barney: [gasps]
Lily: [gasps]
How I Met Your Mother 4.05 - “Shelter Island”
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Ted: Sonny, where’s Cher?
Lily: [as Sonny] Cher?
Marshall: [as Cher] Right here, babe.
How I Met Your Mother 1.06 - “Slutty Pumpkin”
Barney: My list?
Ted: Dude, do not pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the girls he’s slept with.
Marshall: I have one. It’s called my marriage license.
How I Met Your Mother 3.14 - “The Bracket”
Lily: You can slap him.
Barney: What?! Wait…
Marshall: [slaps] That’s three! Thanks Lily, you’re the best! And as a special added bonus, I’ve composed a song just for this occasion!
How I Met Your Mother 3.09 - Slapsgiving
Marshall: I’m cold.
Lily: I noticed.
Marshall: Yeah, like you’re one to talk… Pointy.
How I Met Your Mother 2.18 - “Moving Day”
