Barney: Do you… wanna touch it?
Robin: Oh my god, it’s warm!
How I Met Your Mother 4.10 - “The Fight”
For x-nick.
Ted: Look. This thing with me and Robin, it’s totally casual. I’m not gonna freak out if you tell me you have feelings for her. So, do you?
Barney: Nooo. No, I don’t. I don’t. No. I don’t. I don’t. No. Robin is all yours, dude. Have fun with her. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go… sleep with other girls.
How I Met Your Mother 4.12 - “Benefits”
![Robin: Did you know that before intercourse, the male and female emperor penguins bow to each other? [bows] Mr. Penguin… [bows] Mrs. Penguin… Oh god, silly penguins acting all fancy!
How I Met Your Mother 4.03 - “Robin 101”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8oem8hsYf1qds55lo1_400.gif)
Robin: Did you know that before intercourse, the male and female emperor penguins bow to each other? [bows] Mr. Penguin… [bows] Mrs. Penguin… Oh god, silly penguins acting all fancy!
How I Met Your Mother 4.03 - “Robin 101”
“She doesn’t say ‘I love you’ like a normal person. Instead, she’ll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say.. ‘You’re an idiot’. If she tells you you’re an idiot, you are a lucky man.”
“You’re an idiot.”
(Source: echofades)
![Robin: So you went on one date with one of her friends. It’s not necessarily a big deal. I mean, did it end on bad terms?Ted: Ummm…[Flashback]Ted: Oh hi, Cindy!Cindy: [mocking] Oh hi, Cindy!
From How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Premiere Sneak Peek](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8mps7yWAm1qds55lo1_400.gif)
Robin: So you went on one date with one of her friends. It’s not necessarily a big deal. I mean, did it end on bad terms?
Ted: Ummm…
[Flashback]
Ted: Oh hi, Cindy!
Cindy: [mocking] Oh hi, Cindy!
From How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Premiere Sneak Peek
Barney: So uh, what Scotches you got?
Bartender: Oh, here at the center, we have a very strict no alcohol policy.
Barney: [gasps]
Lily: [gasps]
How I Met Your Mother 4.05 - “Shelter Island”
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