Barney: Hey, there. How are you doing?
Robin: Fine, Barney. I mean, um, fine, stranger. [giggles]
How I Met Your Mother 3.14 - “The Bracket”
Barney: My list?
Ted: Dude, do not pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the girls he’s slept with.
Marshall: I have one. It’s called my marriage license.
How I Met Your Mother 3.14 - “The Bracket”
Barney: Hey, how about I get you a headset so you can see with your ears, like I do?
How I Met Your Mother 3.14 - “The Bracket”
Ted: So I guess that decides it.
Marshall: Yup.
Barney: Hanging out at a coffee place - not nearly as much fun as hanging out at a bar.
How I Met Your Mother 2.07 - “Swarley”
Chloe: Marshall, here’s your pumpkin latte.
Marshall: Wow. How’d you fit a pumpkin into this little cup?
How I Met Your Mother 2.07 - “Swarley”
Marshall: Twice in a row, you took my candy. That was my candy!
Barney: I know, but tonight-
Marshall: No! Forget it! You’re such a jackass!
Barney: …I thought you were gonna call me a jerk.
How I Met Your Mother 2.02 - “The Scorpion and the Toad”
Barney: I cannot stand idly by while you make the biggest mistake any man can make - getting married. Mark my words, this whole thing is gonna go up in flames!
How I Met Your Mother 4.04 - “Intervention”
