Barney: It’s not too late to back out of this stupid marriage thing! You don’t have to do this, bro!
James: Yes, I do!
James: Because Tom and I are gonna have a baby!
Barney: What, there’s gonna be a baby?
James: Yes. We’re adopting.
Barney: Oh my god… I’m gonna be an uncle?
James: For the rest of your life.
How I Met Your Mother 2.10 - Single Stamina