…Weird day.

Barney: Look at us! It’s like three of the same guy. Oh my god. This explains why I was always so awesome at basketball. Guys, I’m black! Sorry. African-American. No! I’m allowed to say either.

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Lily: God, this must be so hard for Barney.
Marshall: Yeah, but you know what, he took a big step today.
Barney: PAPA!

     How I Met Your Mother 6.02 - “Cleaning House”

James: I still can’t get a straight answer about who my real dad is. And Barney’s no help. He still believes every lie that my mum told us growing up. Not me. I caught on early. Careful! Michael Jackson sent me this glove for my tenth bi- …Damn.

     How I Met Your Mother 6.02 - “Cleaning House”

Lily: [packing] …How did he do that?

     How I Met Your Mother 6.02 - “Cleaning House”