Ted: Barney!
Barney: This isn’t Barney. …But I hear that guy’s awesome.
How I Met Your Mother 2.18 - “Moving Day”
Barney: This is bad for you too, you know. How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?
Robin: I’m not wearing makeup right now.
Barney: Holy crap, you’re beautiful!
How I Met Your Mother 2.18 - “Moving Day”
How I Met Your Mother 3.08 - “Spoiler Alert”
Barney: I’m sorry - what? See? You can’t think of anything, ‘cause I’m awesoooome!
How I Met Your Mother 3.08 - “Spoiler Alert”
How I Met Your Mother 2.11 - “How Lily Stole Christmas”
Barney: What up! Freeze-frame high five!
How I Met Your Mother 1.14 - “Zip, Zip, Zip”
Barney: Am I dead? …Am I dead?
How I Met Your Mother 3.20 - “Miracles”
How I Met Your Mother 3.20 - “Miracles”
Ted: Barney!
Barney: What? I’m tweeting about you. You should be flattered. How do you spell “blah blah blah”? H’s or no?
How I Met Your Mother 5.03 - “Robin 101”
