“She doesn’t say ‘I love you’ like a normal person. Instead, she’ll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say.. ‘You’re an idiot’. If she tells you you’re an idiot, you are a lucky man.”
“You’re an idiot.”
(Source: echofades)
Barney: So uh, what Scotches you got?
Bartender: Oh, here at the center, we have a very strict no alcohol policy.
Barney: [gasps]
Lily: [gasps]
How I Met Your Mother 4.05 - “Shelter Island”
(Source: howimetyourmothergifs)
Robin: What the hell are you doing?!
Barney: I’m birthday-suiting up! I’m sorry. Did you wanna undress me?
How I Met Your Mother 1.14 - “Zip, Zip, Zip”
Robin: Looks like it’s gonna be just you and me.
Barney: Really?
Robin: Actually, I was talking to my Martini.
How I Met Your Mother 1.14 - “Zip, Zip, Zip”
From How I Met Your Mother Season 6 promo.
For kathrynkinney.
