Lily: Are you suggesting that guys don’t talk about sex?
Marshall: Yes, we do. But you know what we say? I hit that. I got some. I tapped it. I squeezed those. Discreet, and efficient.
Robin: Not to mention classy.

     How I Met Your Mother 6.05 - “Architect of Destruction”

Marshall: [thinking] Small penis. You have a small penis. Oh, that’s super interesting! But you have a small penis. Dammit, Marshall! Okay, okay, think of any two words other than small or penis. Got it! Small penis. Dammit!

     How I Met Your Mother 6.05 - “Architect of Destruction”

Barney: And stop shouting! You’re scaring Cottontail.
Ted: You… named the rabbit?
Barney: You took longer to get here than I thought, we bonded, I’m keeping her.

     How I Met Your Mother 6.05 - “Architect of Destruction”