…Weird day.

Ted: This Ted Mosby must be getting kinda famous.
Barney: You’re not wrong. According to the website of the far superior Ted Mosby, he’s been in the business three months and he’s made a 125 movies.
Robin: Wow! That’s 42 movies a month! Who is he, Jude Law? Right? He makes alot of movies. I mean, not so much… lately, but maybe like… two years ago. You couldn’t go to a movie without e-
Ted: Shhh…

     How I Met Your Mother 3.06 - “I’m Not That Guy”

Robin: I was all like, “He knows a woman’s body better than she knows her own. Endless waves of pleasure just cresting and breaking for hours and hours, blah blah blah. Orgasms so intense, you just black out.” All that stuff.

     How I Met Your Mother 6.02 - “Cleaning House”

awesmosis:

Freeze Frame High Five!

Ted: [picks out a cheeto from Robin’s hair] Is this a cheeto?
Robin: No, we ran out of cheetos last week. Oh yeah! It’s a cheeto. Dibs.

     How I Met Your Mother 6.01 - “Bad Days”

Robin: Okay I’m ready to have sex now.

     How I Met Your Mother 6.01 - “Bad Days”

Barney: Do you… wanna touch it?
Robin: Oh my god, it’s warm!

     How I Met Your Mother 4.10 - “The Fight”

For x-nick.

Robin: Did you know that before intercourse, the male and female emperor penguins bow to each other? [bows] Mr. Penguin… [bows] Mrs. Penguin… Oh god, silly penguins acting all fancy!

     How I Met Your Mother 4.03 - “Robin 101”

“She doesn’t say ‘I love you’ like a normal person. Instead, she’ll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say.. ‘You’re an idiot’. If she tells you you’re an idiot, you are a lucky man.”

“You’re an idiot.”

(Source: echofades)