Ted: Barney!
Barney: What? I’m tweeting about you. You should be flattered. How do you spell “blah blah blah”? H’s or no?
How I Met Your Mother 5.03 - “Robin 101”
Ted: Barney!
Barney: What? I’m tweeting about you. You should be flattered. How do you spell “blah blah blah”? H’s or no?
How I Met Your Mother 5.03 - “Robin 101”

How I Met Your Mother 5.17 - “Of Course”
Thanks, I use Adobe Photoshop CS4! :)

Barney’s interpretation of Ted’s crazy “I’m about to move too fast and screw this up” look.
How I Met Your Mother 4.21 - “The Three Days Rule”

Marshall: Here’s the thing, Barney. I’m snuggly. You’re not. Who wouldn’t wanna snuggle up next to this business on a Sunday morning? Wrapped in a comforter and it’s raining outside, and there’s muffins warming in the oven. I’m cuddly, bitch. Deal with it.
How I Met Your Mother 4.21 - “The Three Days Rule”
Ranjit: Hello!
How I Met Your Mother 2.22 - “Something Blue”

Marshall: That’s what passes for comedy these days? Whoa I’m falling back in my chair! Whoa! Hee hee hee hee! Whoa! …I’m really falling back in my chair.
How I Met Your Mother 5.23 - “The Wedding Bride”
Barney: Call me crazy, but child actors were way better back in the 80’s.
How I Met Your Mother 4.15 - “The Stinsons”

How I Met Your Mother opening credits.