![Barney: [as Borat] I like Halloween very much! Is nice!
How I Met Your Mother 3.09 - “Slapsgiving”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7q4vlkVPC1qds55lo1_400.gif)
Barney: [as Borat] I like Halloween very much! Is nice!
How I Met Your Mother 3.09 - “Slapsgiving”
Barney: Please don’t slap me.
Marshall: I’m sorry - what?
Barney: Oh god, don’t slap me again. I don’t wanna be slapped again and the first two times hurt so bad. I don’t like it! I don’t like it one bit!
How I Met Your Mother 3.09 - “Slapsgiving”
Randy: What are you doing later?
Robin: Yeah… Your nose is bleeding like a faucet.
Randy: Oh god. This happens every time I get an erection. I am so sorry!
How I Met Your Mother 3.18 - “Rebound Bro”
How I Met Your Mother 3.18 - “Rebound Bro”
Barney: Tonight, I am going to make you the greatest wingman in the history of wingmen.
Randy: Well, it’s gonna be easier than you think, bro. I’ve been reading your blog for years. You are like a god to me. That’s why tonight, it’s gonna be legendary… wait for it… dary.
How I Met Your Mother 3.18 - “Rebound Bro”
Ted: Barney!
Barney: This isn’t Barney. …But I hear that guy’s awesome.
How I Met Your Mother 2.18 - “Moving Day”
Marshall: I’m cold.
Lily: I noticed.
Marshall: Yeah, like you’re one to talk… Pointy.
How I Met Your Mother 2.18 - “Moving Day”
Marshall: So here we are, right? Sitting around the apartment, naked? Awesome.
Lily: Yup.
How I Met Your Mother 2.18 - “Moving Day”
