Blah Blah: Robin, how did you and Barney meet?
Robin: No, no no no no. No no no no no no no no no. Barney and I are not together. No. No.
Barney: Really, sixteen no’s? Really?
How I Met Your Mother 3.05 - “How I Met Everyone Else”
Lily: You can slap him.
Barney: What?! Wait…
Marshall: [slaps] That’s three! Thanks Lily, you’re the best! And as a special added bonus, I’ve composed a song just for this occasion!
How I Met Your Mother 3.09 - Slapsgiving
Robin: I got it? I got it!
Guy: Just to be clear, when I say “You got it,” I mean an audition. You got an audition. I don’t want there to be any confusion. You have an audition only, not the job.
Robin: Thank you! Thank you!
How I Met Your Mother 4.03 - “I Heart NJ”
Lily: What are you so chirpy about?
Ted: She’s still drunk from last night.
Robin: I don’t think so. WHOO!
How I Met Your Mother 2.02 - “The Scorpion and the Toad”
