August 2010
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Future Ted: I started things off with something cute and charming: “I was thinking about you, so I thought I’d send you a little texty text”. And the moment I hit ‘send’, I realised… It wasn’t cute at all. It was the lamest thing anyone has ever sent to anyone. And the worst thing about texting is that once you send it, you can never get it back.
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Ted: Hey! I got a new rule. It’s kinda crazy, but I call it “You like her, you call her”. Barney: I’m sorry, can you repeat that? I don’t speak “I never get laid”.
How I Met Your Mother 4.21 - “The Three Days Rule”
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Future Ted: I still hadn’t decided what kind of professor I wanted to be. Authoritative, or cool guy. I thought I would decide in a moment. And I did. About 20 times. Ted: Good morning. Sup dudes. SILENCE!
How I Met Your Mother 5.01 - “Definitions”
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Ted: I don’t think the talk is necessary. Marshall: WHAAAT?! Barney: Thank you, Ted. Ted: Because Robin is already his girlfriend. Barney: WHAAAT?!
How I Met Your Mother 5.01 - “Definitions”
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Marshall: Will you just have the talk? Okay, it’s a 5-minute conversation and then you get to have sex afterwards. It’s great. Back me up, Ted. Ted: I don’t think the talk is necessary. Marshall: WHAAAT?!
How I Met Your Mother 5.01 - “Definitions”
swooningfortwo asked: awesome blog! thanks for sharing :)
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Ted: Dude dude dude, don’t look! Blonde girl heading over to Robin right now. We are go. Marshall: I don’t know what to do with my hands. What do I normally do with my hands?
How I Met Your Mother 3.14 - “The Bracket”
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Barney: Hey, there. How are you doing? Robin: Fine, Barney. I mean, um, fine, stranger. [giggles]
How I Met Your Mother 3.14 - “The Bracket”
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Barney: My list? Ted: Dude, do not pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the girls he’s slept with. Marshall: I have one. It’s called my marriage license.
How I Met Your Mother 3.14 - “The Bracket”
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Barney: Hey, how about I get you a headset so you can see with your ears, like I do?
How I Met Your Mother 3.14 - “The Bracket”
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somethingdifferentsoon-deactiva asked: and do you use photoshop for your gifs?
somethingdifferentsoon-deactiva asked: I just wanna say, that your blog is beyond amazing. I love all of the gifs here, and I've reblogged like 5 of them. How long have you been around?
walker-bartowski asked: Why do some of your gifs show up correctly while others show up as a little blue box where I need to click through to see the gif?
duckponds asked: sorry, not a question, but i need to tell you that this blog is like, legen - wait for it- dairy! <3
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Ted: So I guess that decides it. Marshall: Yup. Barney: Hanging out at a coffee place - not nearly as much fun as hanging out at a bar.
How I Met Your Mother 2.07 - “Swarley”
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Chloe: Marshall, here’s your pumpkin latte. Marshall: Wow. How’d you fit a pumpkin into this little cup?
How I Met Your Mother 2.07 - “Swarley”
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Marshall: Twice in a row, you took my candy. That was my candy! Barney: I know, but tonight- Marshall: No! Forget it! You’re such a jackass! Barney: …I thought you were gonna call me a jerk.
How I Met Your Mother 2.02 - “The Scorpion and the Toad”
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Barney: I cannot stand idly by while you make the biggest mistake any man can make - getting married. Mark my words, this whole thing is gonna go up in flames!
How I Met Your Mother 4.04 - “Intervention”
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Barney: Guys, interventions are supposed to help people, not attack every little thing you don’t like about them. I’m sorry, but that really steams me. That really burns me up. I mean, I am filled with a white hot rage.
How I Met Your Mother 4.04 - “Intervention”
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Barney: Why hello, young lady. You want a butterscotch candy?
How I Met Your Mother 4.04 - “Intervention”
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lastgrimmstanding asked: Your blog is awesome!
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Blah Blah: Robin, how did you and Barney meet? Robin: No, no no no no. No no no no no no no no no. Barney and I are not together. No. No. Barney: Really, sixteen no’s? Really?
How I Met Your Mother 3.05 - “How I Met Everyone Else”
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Lily: You can slap him. Barney: What?! Wait… Marshall: [slaps] That’s three! Thanks Lily, you’re the best! And as a special added bonus, I’ve composed a song just for this occasion!
How I Met Your Mother 3.09 - Slapsgiving
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Robin: I got it? I got it! Guy: Just to be clear, when I say “You got it,” I mean an audition. You got an audition. I don’t want there to be any confusion. You have an audition only, not the job. Robin: Thank you! Thank you!
How I Met Your Mother 4.03 - “I Heart NJ”
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Barney: Please don’t slap me. Marshall: I’m sorry - what? Barney: Oh god, don’t slap me again. I don’t wanna be slapped again and the first two times hurt so bad. I don’t like it! I don’t like it one bit!
How I Met Your Mother 3.09 - “Slapsgiving”
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Randy: What are you doing later? Robin: Yeah… Your nose is bleeding like a faucet. Randy: Oh god. This happens every time I get an erection. I am so sorry!
How I Met Your Mother 3.18 - “Rebound Bro”
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How I Met Your Mother 3.18 - “Rebound Bro”
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Barney: Tonight, I am going to make you the greatest wingman in the history of wingmen. Randy: Well, it’s gonna be easier than you think, bro. I’ve been reading your blog for years. You are like a god to me. That’s why tonight, it’s gonna be legendary… wait for it… dary.
How I Met Your Mother 3.18 - “Rebound Bro”
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Ted: Barney! Barney: This isn’t Barney. …But I hear that guy’s awesome.
How I Met Your Mother 2.18 - “Moving Day”
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